Inside Amy Schumer – Football Town Nights

♪♪ (morning announcer) It’s Monday and that means the big game against Galveston is just a few days away. We’re praying that new guy, Coach Thompson, is getting our Bronconeers ready for combat. You the new football coach down at the high school? Yes, sir. Coach Thompson. This is my wife, Amy. Hey, y’all. Coach […]

Tosh.0 – Web Redemption – Football-to-the-Face Girl

– Auburn looking for its firsthome conference win since 2014.[whistle shrills] – I got it! I got it! I got it! – Whoa! – Could be worse. She could have been at Baylor. That’s Ashley, and if we go to the replay, we will see that she did not have it. This is what happens […]

Brad Williams – A Wee Problem – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

– First of all, kudos to this girl, okay? She’s willing to admit in front of a group of strangers and her coworkers, “Oh, by the way, I fucked a midget,” okay, like, kudos to her.[dark electronic music]– Welcome to “This Is Not Happening.” I’m your host, Roy Wood Jr.♪ ♪Some say it only lasts […]

Workaholics – Racing Go-Karts Through a Golf Course

– FREEZE, MOTHER[bleep]! THIS IS A REAL GUN! IT’S A REAL GUN! IT’S A REAL GUN! GET UP! GET UP, GET UP! IT’S NOT A REAL GUN. IT WAS A HAND. IT WAS A HAND, OBVIOUSLY, IDIOT. – OH, WIPE OUT, WIPE OUT, WIPE OUT. YOU GOTTA GET OUT! [woman shrilling] YEAH, LET’S GO, LET’S […]

Key & Peele – “Family Matters” – Uncensored

– YOU–LET ME THROUGH. THIS IS BULLSHIT, GENE. – WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT. WHAT’S THE MATTER, RICH? – IN THE NEXT EPISODE STEVE URKEL TURNS CARL INTO A GIANT SANDWICH AND ACCIDENTALLY EATS HIM? – HA-HA, BUT WAIT, THAT’S HILARIOUS, BUDDY. IT’S HILARIOUS. – COME ON! I’M AN ACTOR, GENE! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE […]