FOOTBALL SECRET SANTA with Ronaldo, Messi, Suarez, Neymar, Zlatan, Muller, Pogba and more! Parody

Who’s The Football Daddy?

Last week, my baby boy arrived. Which made me question, who’s the Daddy? Because it’s certainly isn’t me. Can you guess the football daddy? I’m your son! Who the hell are you? Who’s the daddy? Oww! Baby bit me! And it really hurts! And it’s still hurting! Who’s the daddy? (Caveman Voice) (Laughing) Who’s the […]

🔥MBAPPE vs NEYMAR vs CAVANI: Football Challenges!🔥

Footballer Challenges! Mbappe vs Cavani vs Neymar! Dizzy Penalty Challenge Hey, I’m first No way, I’m first I’m first, it’s in my contract Well I’m the oldest Well I’m the most expensive Come on Edison – let Neymar go first Oh, stop sucking up to him, Kylian You kiss-ass… Okay, Edison… You can go first… […]

If Professional Football Were Honest – Honest Ads (NFL, Cheerleaders, Concussions)

(beeping) – Hi, I’m Roger, and I’m here to tell you about the National Pointsball League. It’s a company I made that stages live boy games. It’s also a giant public slaughterhouse fueled by human lives. Pointsball is the world’s favorite sport in just America. It’s played by people of all ages and one gender. […]

Neymar vs Messi: FOOTBALL CHALLENGES! (Parody Brazil vs Argentina 3-0 2016 World Cup 2018)

Football Challenges: Neymar vs Messi! The ‘HOW MANY PENALTIES IN 20 SECONDS?’ Challenge HURRY UP! SHUT UP! Jesus Christ – HURRY UP! SHUT UP!!! You’re going to miss anyway… Well that was dreadful… Well that was dreadful! The ‘FIGHT’ Challenge! I didn’t even touch him! He DIVED! I KNOW RIGHT! The ‘DRESSIN-UP’ Challenge Ahhahahaha! Oh, […]

🤬DROGBA RANT! “F****** DISGRACE!”🤬Chelsea vs Barcelona Football Flashback (Champions League 2009)

442OONS FOOTBALL FLASHBACKS Hello, I’m Didier Drogba. That’s Super Chunky Lampard. Schlong Terry. And Cashley Cole. We’re a Wheatus tribute band… Named after the Barcelona team we played in the 2009 Champions League Semi-Final… I give you… CHEATERS The score 0-0. Essien! What a dude! Bye bye Lionel! He groped Malouda! Pen! In the box! […]

EVERY FOOTBALL GAME EVER

– (German accent) Ah, every football game ever. I love the football. (flatly) Oh. Oh, American football? This is… this is JOKE!!! (swearing in German) – (Ian) Every football game ever. – (announcer) And now it’s time for everyone’s favorite: the kiss cam! – Oh. Oh. No thanks. – We’re not together. (nervous giggle) (spectators […]

🔥RAMOS vs LOVREN: Football Challenges!🔥

🔥Football Challenges: Europe vs South America!🔥

FOOTBALL CHALLENGES: SOUTH AMERICA VS EUROPE SPRINT RACE CHALLENGE On your marks, get set, go! Oh no! This is my penalty run not my sprint run! Full speed ahead! Can’t go on… This shirt, it just weighs too heavy on me. 72m! A new PB! Yes! This is even easier than winning the Champions League! […]