>>Stephen: THAT’S TRUE. THAT IS TRUE.>>Stephen: THAT’S TRUE AND NOT ONLY THAT BUT THEY NEVER FOUND OUT WHO SET THE FIRE.>>NO, WELL THEY DID BUT WE CAN’T SAY. IT’S SEALED.>>Stephen: OH. UNTIL 50 YEARS AFTER THE CRIME.>>YES.>>Stephen: WE’RE BACK HERE WITH RON BURGUNDY. A LONG-TIME — I WANT TO SAY — >>A LONG-TIME WHAT?>>Stephen: HERO? […]
– HI, EVERYBODY, I’M DAVE STASSEN ALONGSIDE GEOFF WORTHING, AND WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL EAST/WEST BOWL, AS WE GET READY TO WATCH SOME OF THE BEST COLLEGE PLAYERS IN THE NATION SHOWCASE THEIR SKILLS IN A CLASSIC SHOWDOWN BETWEEN EAST AND WEST. AND THERE REALLY ARE SOME CHARACTERS ON THIS YEAR’S SQUADS, AREN’T THERE, GEOFF? […]
-We are joined right now by three of the best junior golfers in the world. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome 5-year-old Isaac Riches… [ Cheers and applause ] …8-year-old Aiden Dinani… [ Cheers and applause ] …and 10-year-old Madison Moman right there. [ Cheers and applause ] Welcome, welcome, welcome to the show. Isaac, eyes […]
– First of all, kudos to this girl, okay? She’s willing to admit in front of a group of strangers and her coworkers, “Oh, by the way, I fucked a midget,” okay, like, kudos to her.[dark electronic music]– Welcome to “This Is Not Happening.” I’m your host, Roy Wood Jr.♪ ♪Some say it only lasts […]
Children, we are going to construct Sports section and science labs here. Sir I would like to donate the requirements for construction of sports section and science labs. My father has lots of money. Thanks Bunty, but the school does not needs any donation. Sir, I want to do something for the school. Don’t you […]
– FREEZE, MOTHER[bleep]! THIS IS A REAL GUN! IT’S A REAL GUN! IT’S A REAL GUN! GET UP! GET UP, GET UP! IT’S NOT A REAL GUN. IT WAS A HAND. IT WAS A HAND, OBVIOUSLY, IDIOT. – OH, WIPE OUT, WIPE OUT, WIPE OUT. YOU GOTTA GET OUT! [woman shrilling] YEAH, LET’S GO, LET’S […]
I’m coming around! Need a ride? The weather may be wet, but the stories are salty. People have tales, and they tell us. So you’re saying this is a Stanford version of TaxiCab Confessions? – That’s correct! It’s Golf Cart Confessions. So, how much trouble have we caused here? – No, not too much.
– YOU–LET ME THROUGH. THIS IS BULLSHIT, GENE. – WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT. WHAT’S THE MATTER, RICH? – IN THE NEXT EPISODE STEVE URKEL TURNS CARL INTO A GIANT SANDWICH AND ACCIDENTALLY EATS HIM? – HA-HA, BUT WAIT, THAT’S HILARIOUS, BUDDY. IT’S HILARIOUS. – COME ON! I’M AN ACTOR, GENE! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE […]