Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl

– HI, EVERYBODY, I’M DAVE STASSEN ALONGSIDE GEOFF WORTHING, AND WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL EAST/WEST BOWL, AS WE GET READY TO WATCH SOME OF THE BEST COLLEGE PLAYERS IN THE NATION SHOWCASE THEIR SKILLS IN A CLASSIC SHOWDOWN BETWEEN EAST AND WEST. AND THERE REALLY ARE SOME CHARACTERS ON THIS YEAR’S SQUADS, AREN’T THERE, GEOFF? […]

Workaholics – Racing Go-Karts Through a Golf Course

– FREEZE, MOTHER[bleep]! THIS IS A REAL GUN! IT’S A REAL GUN! IT’S A REAL GUN! GET UP! GET UP, GET UP! IT’S NOT A REAL GUN. IT WAS A HAND. IT WAS A HAND, OBVIOUSLY, IDIOT. – OH, WIPE OUT, WIPE OUT, WIPE OUT. YOU GOTTA GET OUT! [woman shrilling] YEAH, LET’S GO, LET’S […]

Key & Peele – “Family Matters” – Uncensored

– YOU–LET ME THROUGH. THIS IS BULLSHIT, GENE. – WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT. WHAT’S THE MATTER, RICH? – IN THE NEXT EPISODE STEVE URKEL TURNS CARL INTO A GIANT SANDWICH AND ACCIDENTALLY EATS HIM? – HA-HA, BUT WAIT, THAT’S HILARIOUS, BUDDY. IT’S HILARIOUS. – COME ON! I’M AN ACTOR, GENE! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE […]