Dan Calls Out His Big Head & Relives His Football Days

– For a while, I had to take the ear pads out of my helmet to get my helmet on, and then would have to clip them in once I had my helmet on. (upbeat rock music) (fire crackling) – Ooh, ooh, wee. – Short and weak, but we’re back. It’s The Bonfire, Comedy Central […]

Football Brawl & Pregame Kisses – I Apologize for Talking While You Were Talking | The Daily Show

We are now more than halfway through the football season, and things are really heating up, which means it’s time for another edition of I Apologize for Talking While You Were Talking. -♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause) -Whoa! -(grunting) What’s up, football junkies? -I’m Michael Kosta. That’s Roy Wood Jr. -Yeah. And as they say, […]

Inside Amy Schumer – Football Town Nights

♪♪ (morning announcer) It’s Monday and that means the big game against Galveston is just a few days away. We’re praying that new guy, Coach Thompson, is getting our Bronconeers ready for combat. You the new football coach down at the high school? Yes, sir. Coach Thompson. This is my wife, Amy. Hey, y’all. Coach […]

Key & Peele – White Zombies

[ominous music] – [breathing heavily] ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP. SHERIFF’S DEPARTMENT’S CLOSE BY–WE’LL BE SAFE THERE. – OKAY. – STAY CLOSE. – [blows air] – I’LL GET YOU OUT OF HERE. – [snarling] all: [screaming] [screaming and whimpering] – OH, MY GOD! – OH, MY GOD! – THEY GOT BRAD! – [whimpers] – THEY GOT […]

Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl

– HI, EVERYBODY, I’M DAVE STASSEN ALONGSIDE GEOFF WORTHING, AND WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL EAST/WEST BOWL, AS WE GET READY TO WATCH SOME OF THE BEST COLLEGE PLAYERS IN THE NATION SHOWCASE THEIR SKILLS IN A CLASSIC SHOWDOWN BETWEEN EAST AND WEST. AND THERE REALLY ARE SOME CHARACTERS ON THIS YEAR’S SQUADS, AREN’T THERE, GEOFF? […]

Tosh.0 – Web Redemption – Football-to-the-Face Girl

– Auburn looking for its firsthome conference win since 2014.[whistle shrills] – I got it! I got it! I got it! – Whoa! – Could be worse. She could have been at Baylor. That’s Ashley, and if we go to the replay, we will see that she did not have it. This is what happens […]

Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl

– HI, EVERYBODY, I’M DAVE STASSEN ALONGSIDE GEOFF WORTHING, AND WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL EAST/WEST BOWL, AS WE GET READY TO WATCH SOME OF THE BEST COLLEGE PLAYERS IN THE NATION SHOWCASE THEIR SKILLS IN A CLASSIC SHOWDOWN BETWEEN EAST AND WEST. AND THERE REALLY ARE SOME CHARACTERS ON THIS YEAR’S SQUADS, AREN’T THERE, GEOFF? […]

Workaholics – Racing Go-Karts Through a Golf Course

– FREEZE, MOTHER[bleep]! THIS IS A REAL GUN! IT’S A REAL GUN! IT’S A REAL GUN! GET UP! GET UP, GET UP! IT’S NOT A REAL GUN. IT WAS A HAND. IT WAS A HAND, OBVIOUSLY, IDIOT. – OH, WIPE OUT, WIPE OUT, WIPE OUT. YOU GOTTA GET OUT! [woman shrilling] YEAH, LET’S GO, LET’S […]

Key & Peele – “Family Matters” – Uncensored

– YOU–LET ME THROUGH. THIS IS BULLSHIT, GENE. – WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT. WHAT’S THE MATTER, RICH? – IN THE NEXT EPISODE STEVE URKEL TURNS CARL INTO A GIANT SANDWICH AND ACCIDENTALLY EATS HIM? – HA-HA, BUT WAIT, THAT’S HILARIOUS, BUDDY. IT’S HILARIOUS. – COME ON! I’M AN ACTOR, GENE! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE […]