Harvey’s Hundreds: Professional Football Player

– I met her off the air during a commercial break. She’s a professional football player. (cheering) In the professional women’s football league. What position do you play? – Center and special teams. – Center and special teams? – Yeah. – All right, good. (cheering) So, where you from? – Richmond, Virginia. – And what’s […]

VOSTENG – Alban Ivanov on the amateur football – Marrakech du rire

I too, should have been a professional footballer, but I had a problem … I was awful at it real shitty I used to play 8th district league It’s the lowest league in football, bellow that there’s Handball You kick off you shoes and get lost We had all kinds of team The blind of […]

Dan Calls Out His Big Head & Relives His Football Days

– For a while, I had to take the ear pads out of my helmet to get my helmet on, and then would have to clip them in once I had my helmet on. (upbeat rock music) (fire crackling) – Ooh, ooh, wee. – Short and weak, but we’re back. It’s The Bonfire, Comedy Central […]

BLIND FOOTBALL IN MUNICH | HENNING WEHN & LOTHAR MATTHÄUS | FINDING FOOTBALL

Voy, voy, voy. [narrator] Hello and welcome to Finding Football When Courtyard by Marriott wanted to find the true meaning of football, they decided to send an award-winning, football-obsessed comedian and a legendary World Cup-winning captain across Europe in search of the beautiful game, and this is what they found. After Finding Football in Edinburgh, […]

Trump’s Golf Club Employees Spill The Beans On Their Boss

WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT IS FRIDAY, IT IS FRIDAY, NOTHING LIKE FRIDAY. AND WITH THE HOLIDAYS AROUND THE CORNER, IT’S BEEN A BUSY WEEK FOR THE UN-JOLLY MAN IN THE BIG RED HAT. I’LL TELL YOU […]

Football Brawl & Pregame Kisses – I Apologize for Talking While You Were Talking | The Daily Show

We are now more than halfway through the football season, and things are really heating up, which means it’s time for another edition of I Apologize for Talking While You Were Talking. -♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause) -Whoa! -(grunting) What’s up, football junkies? -I’m Michael Kosta. That’s Roy Wood Jr. -Yeah. And as they say, […]

Inside Amy Schumer – Football Town Nights

♪♪ (morning announcer) It’s Monday and that means the big game against Galveston is just a few days away. We’re praying that new guy, Coach Thompson, is getting our Bronconeers ready for combat. You the new football coach down at the high school? Yes, sir. Coach Thompson. This is my wife, Amy. Hey, y’all. Coach […]

India vs Pakistan World Cup Match | Stand Up Comedy By Rehman Khan

Today there is a match, do you all know? Team England and Indian (pause) Oil team (Team India)… All of the social media is talking, not me… actually it’s hilarious, Dinesh Kartik got out of his room, and one person (Punjabi) came by his car, stopped near him (Dinesh Kartik) and said “fill the tank […]

Wheel of Impressions with Nick Kroll

-All right, here’s how it works. I’m going to press this button here, which activates the impression generator. It will land on one random celebrity who we can do an impression of and one random topic. And so whoever’s turn it is, they have to do an impression of that celebrity talking about that topic. […]