Ron Burgundy Played Golf With Donald Trump


>>Stephen: THAT’S TRUE. THAT IS TRUE.>>Stephen: THAT’S TRUE AND
NOT ONLY THAT BUT THEY NEVER FOUND OUT WHO SET THE FIRE.>>NO, WELL THEY DID BUT WE
CAN’T SAY. IT’S SEALED.>>Stephen: OH. UNTIL 50 YEARS AFTER THE CRIME.>>YES.>>Stephen: WE’RE BACK HERE
WITH RON BURGUNDY. A LONG-TIME — I WANT TO SAY —
>>A LONG-TIME WHAT?>>Stephen: HERO? HERO OF MINE.>>OH, WELL, YEAH. THANK YOU. ( LAUGHTER )
TAKEN ABACK BY THAT.>>Stephen: I’M A BROADCASTER. YOU’RE A BROADCASTER.>>YOU DEFINITELY ARE. YOU’RE A HELL OF A BROADCASTER.>>Stephen: YOUR LONGEVITY IS
WHAT I LIKE. YOUR ENDURANCE, THE PUNISHMENT
YOU HAVE BEEN ABLE TO TAKE IN YOUR JOB WOULD KILL A LESSER
MAN.>>I WOULD CONCUR, YES.>>Stephen: YES. ( LAUGHTER )
>>BUT, YOU KNOW, MY DAD USED TO TELL ME, RONALD, EVERY DAY YOU
WAKE UP IS A GOOD DAY.>>Stephen: RIGHT. ( LAUGHTER )
NOW, IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME IN THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER?>>NO, IT IS NOT. NO, IN FACT, I WAS HERE IN 1964
TO SEE MY FAVORITE MAGICIAN FRED CAPS, AND WE WERE SO EXCITED.>>Stephen: YEAH. AND WE WERE, LIKE, OH, FRED
CAPS. AND WE HAD TO LISTEN THROUGH
THIS INSEASESSENTLY SCREECHING BAND CALLED THE BEATLES, AND I
WAS LIKE, GET OFF THE STAGE! YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT
ANYWAY, YOU’RE BUMS! BUMS! I DON’T KNOW WHY I HAD SUCH A
VISCERAL REACTION. THEY FINALLY GOT THEIR ASSES OUT
OF THERE AND FRED CAPS CAME OUT AND DID HIS MAGIC AND IT WAS
WONDERFUL. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: DID HE HAVE A SIGNATURE TRICK?>>HE WOULD PUT A RABBITT IN HAT
AND THE RABBIT WOULD — THE RABBIT WOULD DISAPPEAR. AND THEN THE RABBIT WOULD APPEAR
AGAIN.>>Stephen: OH, OKAY. YEAH.>>Stephen: BECAUSE MANY
PEOPLE TAKE OUT A HAT AND THEY’LL REACH IN TO REMOVE THE
RABBIT AND HE SAID HIS TRICK WAS TO ACTUALLY PUT THE RABBIT IN
THE HAT. BECAUSE I DON’T UNDERSTAND
THAT’S EXCITING. YOU DON’T SEE THAT EVERY DAY. EVER SEE A GUY STITCH A WOMAN
TOGETHER (LOOK, THAT WAS THE BEAUTY OF FRED CAPS, WHEN HE
STEPPED OUT THERE, YOU DIDN’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL HE WAS GOING
TO DO.>>Stephen: HE HAD A TRICK
WHERE HE WOULD PUT A QUARTER BEHIND YOUR EAR.>>AND HE WOULD JUST LEAVE IT
THERE. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: SO AMAZING. SO AMAZING.>>FRED CAPS.>>Stephen: TO FRED CAPS. TO FRED CAPS.>>Stephen: THE KING. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE
BEATLES, BY THE WAY.>>Stephen: DIDN’T WORK. YOU HAVE BEEN REPORTING ON
CURRENT EVENTS FOR A LONG TIME. YOU’RE A NEWSMAN’S NEWSMAN.>>YES.>>Stephen: AND YOU AND
CRONKITE PARTIED.>>ABSOLUTELY.>>Stephen: YOU GUYS USED TO
TAKE HIS BOAT BEYOND TERRITORIAL WATERS.>>WHERE THERE’S NO LAW.>>Stephen: MARITIME LAW,
WHICH IS ESSENTIALLY NO LAW.>>NO LAW.>>Stephen: YOU GUYS COULD
HAVE A POKER –>>OH, GOSH, WE WOULD SHOOT OFF
FLARE GUNS.>>Stephen: AT EACH OTHER. AT EACH OTHER AND TRY TO
HARPOON SEA LIFE, AND –>>Stephen: YEAH. — CALIFORNIA GREY WHAT ELSE,
YOU NAME IT.>>Stephen: ON EAST COAST,
VERY RARE. VERY RARE FOR THOSE.>>WELL, THEY SOMETIMES GO ALL
THE WAY AROUND THE LONG WAY.>>Stephen: PANAMA CANAL. AND SHOW OFF AGAINST THE HUMP
BACKS.>>Stephen: MA MANO A MANO. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: YOU MUST HAVE YOUR OWN PERSPECTIVE ON MR. TRUMP.>>I ONCE PLAYED A CELEBRITY
GOLF TOURNAMENT WITH HIM AND HE SHOT 90 UNDER PAR. IT WAS INCREDIBLE. BROKE ALL THE COURSE RECORDS BY
A MILE.>>Stephen: WOW. AND WE WERE JUST IN
DISBELIEF. BUT THIS GUY IS A REAL
CHARACTER. HE’S A RIVERBOAT GAMBLER, YOU
KNOW WHAT I MEAN? A HELL OF A BUSINESS MAN.>>Stephen: YEAH. DID YOU EVER INVEST IN ANY OF
HIS PROPERTIES OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT?>>I INVESTED IN TRUMP
UNIVERSITY. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: GOOD. AND WHAT WAS GREAT WAS I
WROTE THE CHECK AND I GOT 3 DEGREES.>>Stephen: WOW, GOOD FOR YOU. GOOD FOR YOU. TO KNOWLEDGE.>>TO KNOWLEDGE. KNOWLEDGE IS KING.>>Stephen: YES. ( APPLAUSE )
TUNING, AND YOU WOULD KNOW, AS A NEWSMAN’S NEWSMAN, DO YOU THINK
THERE’S A FAKE NEWS PROBLEM IN TODAY’S MEDIA?>>WELL, I THINK IT’S OUT THERE
FOR SURE.>>Stephen: MEANING IT EXISTS? YEAH, IT EXISTS, BUT LET’S
FACE IT. A LOT OF STUFF I REPORTED ON WAS
FAKE. I MADE IT UP. ( LAUGHTER )
BUT, YOU KNOW, I’VE ALWAYS TOLD PEOPLE, YOUNG JOURNALISTS, THAT
YOU HAVE TO GO OUT THERE AND YOU FIND THE MS. , YOU FIND THE
TRUTH, RIGHT.>>Stephen:.>>Stephen: AND IF YOU CAN’T
FIND IT?>>IF YOU CAN’T FIND IT, THERE
ARE PLENTY OF HANDSOME WHITE GUYS LIKE ME WHO WILL LIE RIGHT
TO YOUR FACE.>>Stephen: HOLD THAT THOUGHT. BACK WITH NOR ROB RON,
EVERYBODY!

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