Lie Witness News – Crisis in Wakanda


HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE SEEN THE MOVIE “BLACK PANTHER”? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] IT’S THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE IN THE WORLD. “BLACK PANTHER” HAD THE BIGGEST OPENING WEEK OF ANY MARVEL MOVIE EVER EARNED MORE THAN $520 MILLION IT TELLS THE STORY OF THE KING OF A FICTITIOUS AFRICAN COUNTRY CALLED WAKANDA IT’S NOT A REAL PLACE BUT NOT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT SO WE WENT ON THE STREET TO ASK THEM THEIR THOUGHTS ON THE CRISIS IN WAKANDA WERE THEY WILLING TO WEIGH IN ON A FAKE CRISIS IN A FAKE COUNTRY, LET’S FIND OUT ON TONIGHT’S “BLACK PANTHER” OF LIE WITNESS NEWS. >>IS IT TIME TO BRING THE U.S. TROOPS HOME FROM WAKANDA?>>I THINK WE NEED A STRONG PRESENCE THERE. I DEFINITELY SUPPORT OUR TROOPS SO IF THEY’RE IN WAKANDA I THINK THEY SHOULD THEY HAVE SAY REASON TO BE THERE. >>SHOULD WE BE INVOLVED IN WAKANDA RIGHT NOW?>>NO I THINK WE SHOULD RESOLVE OUR OWN PROBLEMS FIRST. ESPECIALLY WHAT’S GOING ON IN THE GOVERNMENT. >>WHAT ARE PEOPLE SAYING ABOUT THE CRISIS IN WAKANDA. >>THEY SAYING LIKE IT’S LIKE A BIG CATASTROPHIC. >>SHOULD WAKANDA BE FORCED TO SHARE THEIR VIBRANIUM. >>NO. >>WHY?>>IT’S THEIR, IT BELONGS TO THEIR COUNTRY. >>WITHOUT VRKS IBRANIUM WE CAN’T POWER FIDGET SPINNERS OR GOLF CARTS. >>I’D SAY WE NEED TO FIND ANOTHER WAY OF DOING THAT.>>WHAT’S YOUR OPINION OF THE TWITTER WAR BETWEEN PRESIDENT TRUMP AND KING OF WAKANDA. >>MY OPINION IS I THINK IT’S GOOD IN THIS STATE BAD PUBLICITY IS GOOD PUBLICITY AS LONG AS PEOPLE ARE WATCHING, TUNING IN, SOMEBODY’S GETTING PAID SOMEWHERE. >>WE’RE ALL JUST HUMAN BEINGS SO WE CAN’T JUDGE EACH OTHER. >>OR PANTHERS. >>OR ANYTHING. WE’RE ALL HUMANS. >>EXCEPT FOR PANTHERS. >>YES, PANTHERS. >>WHY DOES DONALD TRUMP DISLIKE THE WAKANDA’S SO MUCH. >>SHOULD I SAY IT? BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT HIS COLOR.>>ORANGE.>>YEAH, OKAY. HA, HA. YEAH. ORANGE. I DON’T THINK NOBODY’S HIS COLOR. OKAY. NO. HA,HA.>>YOU THINK IF SOMEONE MADE A MOVIE ABOUT WHAT’S HAPPENING IN WAKANDA IT WOULD BE POPULAR OR PEOPLE DON’T WANT TO SEE THAT?

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