KISSING SOME EGGS | Everybodys Golf #2


*High Five* Top of the mornin’ to ya laddies. My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to everybody’s golf. I wanted a nice chill game of golf today. This isn’t going to be chill at all this game knows no rules and no bounds. When I played this earlier with Ethan so I wanted to play some of the AI Myself because I don’t know I just really like the game. I’ve been playing some of it in my spare time and it’s really fun, surprisingly fun. We got our boy Fargo go back again, (Fargo) too good. He’s happy about that. He’s clapping He’s cheering too good my mate. Alright, so I defeated some Asses already. Oh my god. Why Are there I can’t look up there, but look at that giant statue Run away, I would like to face everybody in Eagle City, Eagle City G.C. Eagle City Gamecube So it’s normal wind awww , it’s a normal hole. Awww Look at Toki there in the middle (Laugh) Misaki toki Asami just Adrienne okay, and Fargos at the bottom, but Fargo is going right to the top, so I’ve new have some new clubs wait ah Let’s do it to it Thanks Yuka appreciate it so helping you cope as well. It’s a yellow one and they’re fantastic. I also learned some tricks You’re about to see oh, yes, the people of home come out today to figure out how to swing at balls What’s this little dude up to? You’re gonna swing if I’m in front of you OH GOD! Dude, you’re gonna. Take my head off Okay, Fargo. It’s time to cosy your ass up to this hole. It’s time to have flinging reigns of the day Okay, so you see I’m going 208 yards, but oh no 218 218 for Fargo you wanna know why? Because…. FLAME BALL! Great shot there Fargo everyone loves you and you’re the best god. I’m gonna knock out Adrian. Adrian’s doing the Naruto run! Haha alright Fargo what you got you got are we gonna do this You know what I think we can actually do this. I think we have a chance, watch this! oh oh Is that that a chanceroo? No, and we’re on fucking normal holes as well. I don’t like normal holes, I like when the holes have tornadoes on them! Got it… uh-oh, uh-oh, OHHH! Got that birdie I got that ting! Thanks, *gasp* we’re going up against Shu! Is that Shuhei Yoshida? He actually works a Playstation. He looks like that as well. Maybe the put him in is a joke well Not as a joke as a little easter egg. You’re not a joke Shu! That is him, look! He’s right there, Shu… Shu! Hey, big fan, look out Jesus man! Ruthless okay I’m gonna chase these dudes. look at ’em go all chasing their balls Right we’re going over here power up Oh OH!!! OH!!!! THE PERFECT SHOT! Fargo you’re a genius My b-ball even makes a boom when it lands! Oh? Yeah, record breaker. Thanks Yuka Yuko always says. I’m a record breaker though, so I think she just lies. I think Yuka drinks Oh Oh, that’s not good. That’s well it’s good, but it’s not perfect Going home going home Chewie get off my face Birdie chance here, okay, that’s a birdie. Oh can someone say, “Caw Caw?” I Fuckin’ hate golf Golf sucks and only losers play it. I don’t see it Fargo. Shu thinks he’s great Shu think- you know what Shu, I’m getting in your personal space. Watch this, look, I can go further than you. watch! Oh, oh fuck Where you landing Shu? You might land in that bunk bunk. I’m over here thinking about turtles and shit. What are you thinking about? Probably winning, okay, I could be like this and just go right down there. Oh I could do that what if I hit a tree I? Don’t want to do it. I don’t want to do it. I don’t want to do it Can I reset my shot? I would like to reset my shot fuck Okay, we’re going over here what I’m here whatever. Oh? I’m gonna fucking 3-woods. I didn’t mean to be am I okay We’re fighting the fight, okay, where’s everyone freaking out oh? Thanks you guys that’s not in the hall unless the ball is going to the hole. They’re all terrible shots See it doesn’t it that much of a slope you can go it shoot shoot shoot And there’s not that much of a slope, but because there’s distance on it she could be a difficult one oh That’s that sound of that sweet tea gotta get my ting oh, thank God for shoes oh Sure you got that power part Your prayer is backwards shoe. It’s wrap. That’s all we’re gonna have to do after this if both of us failed flame oh That’s a bad shot. Oh. Oh oh watch out Let’s hook that shot, what’s it mean? I wouldn’t have hit it in there That’s not a jack shot a jack shot is one of these look pop ow fuck This that one up as well Oh boy, okay, we’re lying right, so I need to aim a good bit left, okay Who you looking at my boss boy Beautiful Thanks, you cat. I’m not as close as I would like to be Hey here, we go someone’s in the fucking bunker. I can hear sand going everywhere Don’t your fault you can look at that bojay Just never go don’t ever get up again. I’m gonna fucking take over Hi alright huh, I know boom hideout fuck yeah Get out of my way small child or you won’t get a club to the back of the head They see everyone here is going for their third there the humdrum someone handed in the water the humdrum 3-wood shots Where as I could be like a? Baller and just go right there It’s all gonna be agony oh, that’s not gonna make it is it At that Oh What’s up, the green in two shots? Everybody else is back making fucking sangria. Oh? This is good. Oh shit. No okay. Oh fuck You come to the right you make peasant you almost hit my ball Oh Feeling that ultra shot, that’s a good one Could make a doodie oh I almost forgot the fucking thing is Oh oh? That’s sweet Only Fargo has the moves to make it to great places in life does Shu have that ah ha ha You got a double bogey He’s back to even par For Myself EF zero cuz I’m about to oh That’s not good. That’s not good That’s not that’s not my full strength. I have more strength than me. I swear. Oh. Oh we’re going all the way, baby Don’t curl F. Don’t kind of oh you Harry If I didn’t back that up, I would I would have been fine. I would have had a great shot Okay, okay, oh I’m feeling that one nice approach look at me looking down at my boy. Like yeah, that’s my boy. I’m proud of my ball Pretty gosh you. What do you got shoe? Oh too bad so sad? Oh? Does anybody else hear that sound that was a ting Oh, it’s a power 3, which means. There is a slight chance of holding one Okay, I’m just going straight for it oh Yeah nah I needed that purse It’s close enough though oh ho ho oh shit, this is a hard put oh but I could Just see that plane fly over I could make him could make a birdie, but it could also make a big punish shape my ass. Oh Terrible terrible terrible a thousand angels cried out of their dicks I Can do that too see I got pyre? Fucking hell Christ. I don’t get deep monetize. Dude. It’s okay. Shoe is just shoe is hemorrhaging shots right now Shoot is just all over the place that one right up next to shoot me and him buddies forever in life and in death I’m gonna Swing all of us at the same time all right all right It’s okay. It was pulling left, but the wind cancelled it out. That was my plan from the very start get go Is that a new record? Though is a new record when you cuz on the case you cos like a good mom oh, and aha – revealing that one What Apparently the tree is feeling it as well I Want that tree removed? Excuse me. I want that tree saw it away That is the worst trait oh Sure you stay away from my fucking ball. Okay. Oh look at that shallot I swear, I’ll hit you at this club I Ain’t afraid to make a man blind Solid park shoe is just stand-in there in my personal space okay. Y’all saw it. I’m getting the fucking restraining order against him Why are we going with a 3-wood? Wouldn’t it be better to go to five would actually wouldn’t it be better to go in an iron Like that I don’t know oh Wow I felt like I knew stuff oh No no no Okay make it happen make it work oh That’s right, they were giving me that club that time the club, I’m in now is s club 7 If that was my first shot sexy things would have happened I Didn’t even get to take that shot. He gave my psyche. You know what we’re taking it away from you you’re fucking Paki. Oh It stings that Was the last hole right oh? How did we end up? Geez Thank God. Thank God now. Everybody watch in shame as Jack your Lord and Savior wins this cheer for me cheer for me Thank you. How did that old lady everything she was gonna win Who’s talking stop a moment for motivation and everything, but it’s kind of weird when you just think I looked away after lid Dwayne threw up again, Sailor Moon. What are you doing Fargo? Oh? He got his skirt, and I got new Cubs turbo spin clubs Whoo I need to put on that miniskirt I Am I am booking trends and making trends It’s a lot of Fargo for the middle of my screen bye all right Fergie. What are we gonna do to you? Where was that fashion we had some fashion in pants and skirts, let’s see So thought I got the one I got was difficult there we go, that’s the one I got it actually really suits you Fargo not gonna lie so weird should happen to Fargo he got into the growth hormones and It was supposed to make it taller, but at the cost of making his head smaller So now that’s a tiny. Hope jesus fucking christ who is he is there? Oh? There you are it’s Fargo Looks like he was out a look I’m a what you’re a wizard Harry. Oh Fargo Poison they do what are you? High does anybody wanna picked off. I’m really good at golf you want to see hey mister tiny man Okay, let’s go up and meet my opponent. Ah here. She is She trained actor cute me once. We’re out in the battlefield It’s all To play for it’s all sudden death and I don’t mean just in the playful way. I mean literally sudden death what’s your name? nickname Cindy You’re from France. Okay. That’s your nickname. No. What’s your real name? Are you an undercover spy Cindy We’ll find out we’ll settle this on the golf court both of you are playing with Auto impact to press shot What you just hit the first two beats and the third is auto right easy enough good fucking third beat shit I should have read that I’m ready. Oh, that’s Auto impact So we just light up the first one and the game does the last one it didn’t do it perfect What’s the point So the more perfect What’s the point skaters gonna fuck me up now? Oh? Pray for me hi I’m setting the bar high set the bar high with the perfect first shut I Hope you have a telescope cuz that one’s going to space Cindy Let’s see what you got let’s see if you can even hit the ball Nice thanks, UK You gets my number one fan. Well you got Cindy I’m on the way down here in downtown land a Sandeep send it Cindy Okay, hello what oh you guys look You got look, but do you have dance moves let me go such a wacky zany character Okay, oh Shit, oh, shit. I changed my swing as well now. I have a happy gilmore type shut oh oh Yeah Then once a super shot super shot Super shy okay? She’s going for that power. I’m the reckoning to get a birdie They shut It’s pretty good, it’s pretty good what I win it is. It’s for all the Cheetos Do it oh come on? Didn’t matter oh, yeah, oh what a big lovely boy you were Fargo You watch it you better be oh I’m about to show you on a master class in accuracy and speed oh Yeah, I’m burning up the course behind me everything behind me is all on fire now She has to she’s to hit the ball through the flames like dragonforce Let’s see what she got Not bad look that cinder, ooh Okay Didn’t like that. There was a bit too. Good be The ball be the ball Be the ball Oh yeah, I was so the ball on that shot Come on Sydney miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss! Oh too bad! Oh Cindy! Cindy I mean, I wish you to lose but I need some sort of a challenge cinder. It is and I think I only actually have to win three holes total If I come out on top on three holes. I think I just win That’s our boy. Look at (?). Hole 3, par 5 One awesome, dude That’s math. Oh. Where are you fucking? Fargo! Oh her shot’s fine. The Auto impact favors her. Whatever we’re skipping this No one wants to see someone do well unless it’s me. Oh sweet mother a hemlock I can’t even change my club for the ones I want. Oh Aphrodite don’t hit this tree in front of me. Don’t hit it. Don’t hit that one either! Of course it’s my turn. It’s got to be my turn forever and ever again Game! Why do you not like the special boy? I can do this, watch. Least I could if the auto impact wasn’t on That’s not a bad ball That’s a pretty good ball. Oh shit if she sinks this she wins. She’s not gonna sink it though. Oh she almost Titaniced Oh man if I can actually get this in You fucking relax! Oh! Ooooh! Oh! A plague upon your house and family Sad times were had this day. Shut up Yuka you’re my caddie. Damn it Heh hi. Hate Cindy. Hate Cindy and her smug French face. Oh she gets to go first now cause she got it in first. That’s fine. I get it. Oh great shot Cindy. Proud of you Everyone’s watching and cares all right. It’s time for the big kahuna to show you what a real ball can do Oh Look at that ball sail! Somebody call Elon Musk and tell them that he just need to make a spaceship for Mars I already have one. Ooh right in that fringe Duran that French shit I hate this hole The golf gods have forgiven me No they haven’t no they happen they just like to have a different form of torture porn Oh oh turn, huh Please go in You didn’t even make it to the fucking hole Do not get this in Cindy. Cindy, Cindy, think about what you’re doing. Okay? That’s not going in That was never going in. Wait, why am I all the way back there? You can’t you fucking nuts shut up. You threw me off I Still got it in but whoever said that Wonderful shit she got it in Okay, whatever there’s still more holes to play for all the beans are still in the marital basket This game Hates me it fucking hates me I Hate it. Oh Mother of God It hates both of us Cindy do you want to put our differences aside and Beat the shit out of the game instead Okay, I need to fucking lump it on it. Do not hit it into that next one Do not don’t do it Don’t hit it into the next bunk I hate this I hate this Every fiber of my being is telling me to get out right now. It’s telling me to run away I Like I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I don’t even know what this is is this golf or like the new saw movies Where is that going? What is my life right now oh Shit, I have to get it in on this shot cuz she’s gonna get it in her next 100 Oh Why couldn’t you just be nice to me for once? Great were both fucking losers. Okay, now. We’re even four holes left to play oh She whipped it. Oh, she whipped it. I? Could win this I could win win it hell yeah, yuca The game almost fucked me up The game almost did me a bad What is the power 3 3 hold on here we go Oh oh yes Okay a little left little laughter, ooh No way co2 impacts so bad for me That’s not very nice the Ottoman fight hates me watch what it does for you or for Cindy It’s the last hole The last hole and were even this never happens normally I destroy The the other AI character, but this guy harder than the last few it’s also normal holes the last almost tornado holes Okay, I can do this How oh you guys the best you can Okay Okay, okay It’s fine I don’t need perfect shots like you could get now you can Cindy what a fuck am I saying Get it in get it We can at least draw I don’t know what happens after this sudden death Cindy Pete bro and just miss it Sunday All right, what’s the Cindy’s in the roof Cindy’s in there off and I just say in the way look. I’m over there. Hi She’s not gonna get it hit the tree. Oh come on. If that was me I would have a hundred percent hit the tree I Don’t like that that’s a gross shot. What did I ever do to you? Oh? This isn’t gonna go in is it What oh And she’s gonna hit hers straight it. I’m kidding Can’t do it Cindy you some parents don’t love you pears, don’t love you Yes, I mean oh oh She has to hit it in here she has to hit it in here she doesn’t hit it in here I’m gonna get a hole in par Actually, I’m gonna get a birdie Not nice approach Nice approach Cindy nice. Where’s my ball is right there It’s like right. It’s right there. I’m pointing out screen. You can see it’s right there You just passed it. You just passed my boat. Oh, you’d better get the same I mean, it’s almost impossible to miss from here Yeah That’s my boy Fergie Fergie’s going fer Take that Cindy saver your real name Yeah Who’s going to Nationals? It’s me now? I’m out at the beginner face. I’m moving on to intermediates forego the Trailblazer out to take names and blaze faces 420 Ok well that does it for this episode of I suppose in golf with your friends. This isn’t golf express I Can actually take my club out what I? Am going to smack your children, I hope you’re ready for that Ok what else can I do ok later? Everybody else is lying down ways everyone copying what I do This is going to creepy everybody i’ma just lay down No Sun do not clap I’m day with thank you guys so much watch this episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face like a boss and Hazel Road Krish thank you nice that one sale you dudes

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