Golf Boys


“Golf is about the pursuit of perfection” Golf is a very misunderstood sport. “Golf is ….” “Golf is …. Right.” I can’t wait to get out on the course and just look really great Imagine having a job like that. Imagine actually being at work. That’s not cool “That’s what’s so great about golf, you’ve got a valid excuse to take the day off work” It’s the new smoke break I put a bit of swerve on that one. “This is pretty much what golf is about. Not hitting the ball…” Just being out in nature, within a very defined area, with very short grass. “That’s the best about golf I reckon, that people think you’re rich.” What are you doing ? I’m putting out my alignment sticks. Alignment sticks? Yeah, okay? Is it normal to use those? Yeah, because that’s what golf is about. “It’s about showing those behind you that you’re taking your training seriously.” I remember that once it went like a month or something, and I forgotten to take off my glove I usually lie in the sun bed, with my glove on. So that my tan line makes it look like I’ve spent a lot of time on the links You sliced that one. Yeah, I sliced it a little. Yeah but you think that’s good. Hmm? Slicing means you’ve hit it askew. Nah, slicing that’s umm, it’s good. Well it’s no good to slice unless you were doing it intentionally “The best thing about golf is to it tell people at work that you’re playing golf.” Because playing golf can also be a bit boring Fucking kids on the golf course! I thought that was the whole idea with golf, getting away from those little fuckers. When you’re on the course you don’t laugh like normal, you laugh like this. He he he he he Sometimes with a little tongue as well He he he he he It’s about not having a handicap Because if you have handicap you can’t get on the green You’d be stuck there, slipping around with your wheelchair and you’re not allowed on the green, actually. Yep, mark it up as a seven. What are you doing? Hmmm? Why did you pick up the ball? – That’s what you can do when you’re 100 percent sure of making the putt. You can just pick it up instead of taking the final shot. But you could have missed. One should trust what others say, that’s what golf’s about. Yeah, you’re actually onto something there. So I’ll just take this one here then. Yepp, that’s fine. Then you made par. Yupp. People think that it’s gonna be like, “Oh there are rules, everything has a strict set of guidelines”. But you can be a bit nutty on the golf course. Yeah, it is a sport for everyone I don’t understand when people say that they don’t have time for golf. What do you do on Sundays if you’re not playing golf? Yes thanks.

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